What Taylor Swift Looks Like as a Brunette

Taylor Swift is just one of the stars in The Giver, another teen novel that studios are trying to turn into a franchise because they still have an erection from Twilight. She’s brunette in the movie so if you ever wanted to know what she looked like as one, there you go.

In a seemingly perfect community, without war, pain, suffering, differences or choice, a young boy is chosen to learn from an elderly man about the true pain and pleasure of the “real” world.

The rest of the cast includes Alexander Skarsgard, Meryl Streep, Katie Holmes and Jeff Bridges and, uh, what the hell? What’s Taylor Swift doing in that cast list? That’s like making a basketball team of all stars like Jordan, Kobe and Lebron and then adding Jaden Smith to the lineup.