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Adrian Grenier Has a Big Penis, Hairy Bush

In an admirable attempt to cling to her 15 minutes of fame, Bachelor’s Courtney Robertson released a tell-all, I Didn’t Come Here to Make Friends: Confessions of a Reality Show Villain. The memoir of sorts is about her time in Hollywood as a star fucker.

She starts off by recounting how her sexual exploration began when she masturbated to Joshua Jackson and Michelle Williams making out on Dawson’s Creek. She then talks about meeting Adrian Grenier at an A-list mansion party where the two bonded over a “mutual loneliness in LA.” She “didn’t feel a spark” so she just teased him. Robertson claims, “He had the biggest penis I’d ever seen — and the biggest bush!” Unfortunately, that doesn’t seem to offset his bag of rocks personality.

The TV personality claims they never had “actual sex” in the six years the Entourage star (Vincent Chase)d her and he is still in hot pursuit, booty-call texting her to this day. According to the book, the last time her wrote her, he asked, “Are you still on that show?”

That Adrian Grenier. So smooth. He must get all the ladies.

There’s also bits about how she dated Jesse Metcalfe (an okay lover), dated Mr. Reese Witherspoon (he wanted babies) and meeting Jessica Simpson post Nick Lachey (she sat in her dressing room drinking carrot juice and blasting Sinead O’Connor).

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