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Chris Brown Out of Jail, Free to Start Fisting

Chris Brown was sentenced to 131 days in jail on May 9 for violating probation. After 108 days, he’s been freed. A judge originally sentenced Brown to a year in jail but credited him for 116 days spent in rehab and another 59 days in jail.

Shortly after his release, Brown tweeted that he wants to get “back to the music and the fans.” No word on if he wants to get back to punching people in the face as well. Maybe that’s implied?

On and off girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, said she wants to “bathe him for hours.” I… don’t know.

“To let Karrueche tell it, she’s going to lock his a** up, bathe him for hours and forget about the outside world. He just wants to have his freedom,” our source revealed. To be honest, it kinda sounds strange that she’d want to bathe him for hours, but it’ll probably be amazing for a person who’s been using prison/rehab showers for the better part of a year.

“He doesn’t want to be around anyone, just his family and Kae and he wants to be in his home doing nothing. He misses his couches, his bed, f***, his shower,” our insider continued. “you can tell by the look on his puppy dog face that he’s sad and tired. He looks and feels like f*** and we all want that to change.”

Who exactly is this source? Karrueche Tran? It’s definitely not a guy because no dude ever compares another dude’s face to a puppy dog. Anyway, Tran celebrated Brown’s release by posting a collage of the two on Instagram juxtaposing their pics with those of John Lennon and Yoko Ono. Either she’s being really subtly and saying she broke up Brown and Rihanna or she just googled “famous musicians with girlfriends.”

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