In celebration of his birthday the other day, Kevin Smith posted a photo of Justin Long on the set of Tusk, Smith’s upcoming horror film.
Based on a story from a SModcast episode, Long plays Wallace Bryton who goes missing while interviewing a seafarer named Mr. Howe. Mr. Howe surgically turns him into a walrus because that’s what seafarers named Mr. Howe do.
What the hell is wrong with you people?