Gwyneth Paltrow Believes Negativity Will Hurt Your Water

Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest edition of GOOP talks about the energy of consciousness and how being mean to water can hurt its feelings. Rich people obviously have nothing better to do with their time.

I am fascinated by the growing science behind the energy of consciousness and its effects on matter. I have long had Dr. Emoto’s coffee table book on how negativity changes the structure of water, how the molecules behave differently depending on the words or music being expressed around it.

Japanese scientist, Masaru Emoto performed some of the most fascinating experiments on the effect that words have on energy in the 1990’s…In his experiments, Emoto poured pure water into vials labeled with negative phrases like “I hate you” or “fear.” After 24 hours, the water was frozen, and no longer crystallized under the microscope: It yielded gray, misshapen clumps instead of beautiful lace-like crystals. In contrast, Emoto placed labels that said things like “I Love You,” or “Peace” on vials of polluted water, and after 24 hours, they produced gleaming, perfectly hexagonal crystals.

It’s like someone gave Gwyneth Paltrow a book on how to say the dumbest things to maximize the amount of respect people lose for you and then also told her to read “How to be an Annoying Bitch. For Dummies.”

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7 years ago

I wonder what the atmosphere is like on Planet Paltrow. I am guessing it is 100% HELIUM. I have seen smarter CANS OF PAINT than this straw for brains bimbo.

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