It’s Alright Guys, Justin Bieber Has Been Baptized

After the attempted extortion over those racist videos, Justin Bieber spent a week in intense Bible study with Pastor Carl Lentz. Bieber began studying Bible passages and attending services. He was even baptized in a bathtub.

Why a bathtub, you ask? We’re told JB previously checked out a bunch of churches for the dip — but his cover was blown every time and he wanted to keep the whole thing private.

Now that his soul has been cleansed, only God can judge him. So, suck it, haters.

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Mark Dreher
7 years ago

Justin Bieber
Has got some brains.

You make, “an alliance with God”?

You get one.

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