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Jennifer Lopez Got Tired of Her Boyfriend Texting Transexuals

Jennifer Lopez has dumped Casper Smart, her boyfriend of three and a half years. A source says they wanted to keep this on the downlow and that “he was slowly going to move out and that would be it.”

Signs the relationship was in trouble showed in October when a source told E! things weren’t going well. “They are bickering and it’s clear to the people around them that there is an irritation between them at the moment. It’s hot and cold, but more cold than hot right now.”

What probably did it was that report by TheDirty only last week that claimed Casper Smart was into chicks with dicks. Smart had allegedly been cheating on Lopez with transsexual model Sofie Vissa and another transsexual model Xristina Marie. A source says Smart met Marie in Miami and he knew she had a dick. Apparently there aren’t enough strap-ons in the world that could keep Smart and Lopez together.

In sort of related news, everyone from the Bronx hates Jennifer Lopez and thinks she’s a sellout. She tried to prove otherwise by performing on stage while sitting on a fake neighborhood stoop saying, “This is how we used to do it in The Bronx.”

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All you can do is dump him.
And forget, you ever saw him.
There is no such thing, as a bisexual.

Don’t invest 5 seconds, in one.
Or your heart.

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