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Justin Bieber Broke Up Calvin Harris & Rita Ora

On Friday, Calvin Harris tweeted that he and Rita Ora had split some time ago. This could explain that video of him bringing 10 women back to his place. One without underwear.

According to sources, it was all because of Justin Bieber. Justin. Bieber. That twink broke up one of the most popular, richest and wanted DJs in the world and Rita Ora.

It’s rumored that Justin and Rita “got touchy feely” while in the recording studio together the last few months. Calvin heard about how she’d sit on his lap and how he’d rub her back and, like any self-respecting man, he dry-heaved before breaking it off.

The only logical reason I can come up with as to why women like Justin Bieber is that he’s got a gun to their family’s heads and he’s already killed their dog to show them he’s not fucking around.

Anyway, Calvin must be hurting right now. He’s probably crying into the soft, perky breasts of a very flexible 23-year-old on his 5,000 thread count sheets. “I… I don’t think I should be alone tonight.”

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