Justin Bieber Will Be Charged in Egg Throwing Case

Justin Bieber egged his neighbor’s house back in January because he’s a little douchebag. Today, he’ll be charged with criminal vandalism. TMZ is unsure whether it’ll be a misdemeanor or felony but the prosecutor who investigated the case told the homeowner, “If this isn’t a felony, nothing is.” Bieber’s neighbor estimates damages at $20k.

Bieber will have a hard time arguing that he didn’t egg the house considering there’s a video of him shot by the neighbor and Bieber’s own surveillance video, seized in that raid, shows him doing it.

One can only hope Bieber has a scared straight moment when they send him to prison and he becomes someone’s wife. And whenever he feels like he’s relapsing into being a d-bag again, all he has to do is look at his gaping butthole in the mirror.