Nicolas Cage Is a Good Dresser

Here’s Nicolas Cage together with Andrew Dice Clay backstage at a Guns N Roses concert in Las Vegas. I have no idea where to begin with this. Do I start with Clay’s grey mutton chops? That Clay looks like an Elvis impersonator gone wrong? Should I start with Nic Cage’s purple blazer? Or his gun holsters? That he’s dressed like some sort of Old West meets New West pimp? That the t-shirt he’s wearing is a picture of himself? Or that he’s holding a glass of wine to keep things classy? How does one even explain this photo to future generations? Do we just bury it and pretend it never happened? Yes, that may be what we have to do.