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They Have Cannabis Lube Now

Have you ever wanted to get high and have sex at the same time? Think clearing a bong would be too much of a hassle while you’re doing it? Now you can streamline weed into your sex life with the new cannabis lube called Foria. The active component in the oil-based lube is THC and other cannabinoids.

The cannabis-based medical marijuana is blended with MCT oil or liquid coconut oil for a product that is viscus, slippery, toy-safe, and completely vagina-safe (if you were wondering: coconut oil can help fight off yeast infections).

The absorbent membrane of the vagina apparently is perfect to soak up the weed oil.

“So the breakthrough in regards to introducing medical marijuana in that capacity is that the modern extraction techniques that allow for there to be a very, very distilled and very pure oil form of marijuana make it easier to create an oil that can be introduced to the female body through the vagina. What our results and testing has shown is that there’s quite a broad spectrum of responses that happen.”

What are some of the effects women have experienced?

Women in preliminary testing of FORIA experienced different results depending on a number of factors, including if they had recently had a meal, their mood, their energy level, and where they were in their menstrual cycle. But in broad strokes, Gerson claims that some of the attributes women have been reporting en masse are heightened sensation, warmth, tingling, or a sense of swelling or engorgement after using the weed-infused lube. Other women were turned on and hyper aware of the tightness of their genitals, which lead to a greater sexual pleasure. All of these effects were localized to the genitals, however.

Before you start asking Foria to take your money, note that you can only get it with a prescription. Also, it’s best not to start chugging this stuff to get high. Not only is that really weird but it might not even work.

Foria says guys probably won’t feel anything because the penis isn’t as absorbent as the vagina. This, of course, will probably lead many guys to wonder, “What about my butthole? What if I put it up there?”

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Don’t laugh, that actually works. Absorbing hemp, through the skin, or in this case vagina, is a long standing tradition, from the bible. It is important to note that marijuana is all over the bible. It was the main component, the only “active component”, of “the Holy Anointing Oil” (Luke 7:46) that is repeatedly mentioned in the bible. The hemp within the anointing oil was absorbed, through the skin. And Jesus used the holy anointing oil, everyday. Each, and every day. Those, simply, are the facts. Stiffos, notwithstanding. The term “the Christ”, actually means, “The Anointed One”. And what that… Read more »

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