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Allure Calls Lauren Conrad a Basic Bitch

Lauren Conrad is defending herself after Allure called her basic. They wrote, “Made famous by Kreayshawn, and viral by YouTube, the Basic woman is remarkably unremarkable. What’s noteworthy about her style is its very plainness. Except to her. She swears those red soled shoes are cutting-edge.” In essence, a Plain Jane. The everywoman.

Conrad whined on the Twitter, “I definitely just got called a basic b*tch! Haha! Sausage curls!? Really.”

I have no idea what sausage curls are but they sound delicious. Where can I order some? Ugh, I’m so hungry.

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