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Brody Jenner Is a DJ Now

If there’s something more nauseating than a pseudo-celeb jumping on the latest trend, I’ve yet to find it. The latest in D-listers trying to obtain fame and power in the laziest way possible is Brody Jenner who’s now a DJ. He debuted at Hyde Bellagio in Vegas. A photo of him last month showed him playing at XIV with his mentor William Lifestyle. No word on why William named himself after a condom.

Does he even know what any knob on that board does? I’m pretty sure that if he touched one of them, the mixer would literally explode in his face. It’d be like, “Hur dur, what does this do?!,” and then “Snap. Fwooosh. Kerblooey.”

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