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Cameron Diaz Never Wants Kids

In the latest issue of Esquire, Cameron Diaz talks about her distaste for those suicidal maniacs called kids. She wants none of it. While she respects mothers of the world, it’s too much work for her. She much rather lounge around a yacht all her life and make mediocre movies.

“To have lives besides your own that you are responsible for—I didn’t take that on. That did make things easier for me. A baby—that’s all day, every day for 18 years. Not having a baby might really make things easier, but that doesn’t make it an easy decision. I like protecting people, but I was never drawn to being a mother. I have it much easier than any of them. That’s just what it is. Doesn’t mean life isn’t sometimes hard. I’m just what I am. I work on what I am. Right now, I think, things are good for me. I’ve done a lot. And I don’t care anymore.”

Ugh, yea. Babies are useless. All they do is scream, cry and poop. And not in the sexy way like in those pornos but in the totally frustrating way like at the retirement center.

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bobalouski
bobalouski
6 years ago

Of course not. They would be contaminated with a dozen STD’s passing through her infected snatch.

Mark Dreher
6 years ago

No, “kids are fun”

They cry a bit, when they are young. but after that, they are “a blessing”.

A copy, of you.

A carbon copy.

Would not that be nice?

You see yourself, in their eyes.

It IS work
But

“It’s worth it”.

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