Justin Bieber attended the 1st Annual Skate Jam Party in LA last Saturday where he tried to swag out on the roller rink. He ended up falling on his ass. Obligatory ha-ha! He got up and tried to play it cool by skating over to his friends. If Canada sees this, he’ll never be allowed back in. I hear Canadians triple salchow straight out of their mom’s vaginas.
Also during the event, Justin, who’s supposedly back with Selena, was seen with his arms around Kayla Phillips. I don’t think she’s famous for anything other than being a girl Justin Bieber wants to bang.