VH1 hosted a Twitter Q&A with Robin Thicke where they asked users to submit questions for the Blurred Lines singer.
Have a burning question for @robinthicke? Submit your ?s for tomorrow's Twitter Q+A using #AskThicke! pic.twitter.com/LwWKWlBysg
— VH1 (@VH1) June 30, 2014
Guess how that went? Instead of superfans asking about his musical influences, why he decided to get into music or basically anything a journalist not wanting to offend his handlers would ask him, users asked him why he’s such a whiny asshat. Here are some of the best ones.
#askthicke when you "wrote" Blurred Lines did you do a jump and say "wow! Men and those other objects are going to love this!"?
— Neil Webb BLM (@trialsoflife) July 1, 2014
How many naked women did it take before you stopped seeing them as people & instead saw them as YouTube hits? #AskThicke
— Miss L (@ProResting) June 30, 2014
You're stranded on a desert island, are you still a chauvinistic pig? #AskThicke
— Dr Gearóidín McEvoy (@GaRoDean) July 1, 2014
#AskThicke I'm writing a song about you and need something to rhyme with 'papist'. Any suggestions??
— tuckage (@tuckage78) July 1, 2014
RT @KittyKnits: #AskThicke It might seem like some of the questions on this hashtag are cruel and abusive but Robin, I know you want it
— Franner (@b7gfr8n) July 1, 2014
Why didn't you write a whole album for her when you were WITH her? #AskThicke
— . (@RJ02091601) June 30, 2014
If Paula don't care, the f**k make you think we do? #AskThicke
— kid fury (@KidFury) July 1, 2014
Is the creepy stalking thing a sick publicity stunt at your ex's expense, or just a thoughtless grab for attention and relevance? #AskThicke
— 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 (@newageamazon) June 30, 2014
have you any familiarity with emotional manipulation as a tool of intimate partner violence? @robinthicke #AskThicke
— smarty pants (she/ her) (@dopegirlfresh) June 30, 2014
.@VH1 @robinthicke #AskThicke do you really think it's appropriate to try and publicly manipulate your wife into getting back with you?
— s**t face 🦂 (@pipsuxx) June 30, 2014
On a scale of R. Kelly to Phil Spector, how do you intend to "Get Her Back?" #AskThicke
— Rachel McKibbens 🦋 (@RachelMcKibbens) June 30, 2014
Did you know pressuring your wife to stay with you by manipulating the public is not an act of love? It is creepy. #AskThicke
— Bougie Black Girl (@BougieBlackGurl) June 30, 2014
And this is why I pre-write my own interview questions. I’d be throwing myself so many softballs that it’d look like a little league game.