This Girl Spent $30,000 to Look Like Kim Kardashian

Because Kim Kardashian is the image of perfection, a 25-year-old British girl named Claire Leeson thought it’d be a great idea to spend $30,000 on surgeries to look just like her. Leeson appeared on UK show This Morning on Monday to describe the lengths she went to to look like America’s favorite famewhore.

“Firstly I started getting my teeth whitened — which I started doing at 17, 18,” she said on the show.

“Then I wanted my boobs enhanced to the same size as Kim’s.”

She also got hair extensions, thousands of dollars worth of spray tans, clothes and makeup.

She hasn’t gone to a back alley doctor to fill her butt cheeks with cement yet but says she uses a silicone implant inside her pants to mimic Kim’s fat ass. Though she’s currently “researching implants and having fat transferred from all areas of my body to put into my bum.”

As for why she’s doing this, she says she was bullied at school and it took her “two years to realize that I wasn’t [what the bullies were calling me]. I was told every day that I was the ‘ugliest thing alive’ and I should ‘kill myself’.”

That’s pretty harsh but I don’t think becoming the doppelganger of the most annoying celebrity in America is going to help with that. If her face didn’t induce blind rage before, then for sure it will now.

With all these surgeries, she’s amassed a good amount of credit card debt but says it’s all worth it. “When I get my Kimmy on I feel like I’m unstoppable and untouchable, and I feel like no one can stop me and I can make something of myself.  I feel strong.  I feel that I have built enough confidence to love myself a little bit more.”

She’s also started exclusively dating black guys. Just kidding. I think.