If some chick wants you to watch The Notebook with her, just refuse, because she’s probably your sister and you two are probably going to be convicted of aggravated sodomy later like this couple.
Two Georgia siblings, Christopher Buckner, 20, and her brother, Timothy Savoy, 25, were stopped by cops on Tuesday at 4:30 a.m. after a resident complained about a prowler outside. Turns out they were just a brother and sister walking around after having just finished banging inside a tractor trailer outside the Countryside Baptist Church after watching The Notebook. Simple misunderstanding, really.
The siblings broke down and admitted they’d had sex three times after they watched “The Notebook,” a 2004 romantic drama featuring Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams.
Cops arrested the duo and charged them each with incest, aggravated sodomy and prowling, the newspaper reported.
There are so many things wrong with this story. First, why would you admit to some random cop that you had sex with your sister 3 times after watching The Notebook? That’s the sort of thing you keep to yourself forever and not go blabbing about to a complete stranger. Second, “aggravated sodomy?” At least she’s not getting pregnant.
Wait, incest is illegal?
even though i think is very sick to have sex with any kind of blood relative or political relative, i don’t feel like that should be illegal, i mean, is THEIR fucking sickness is not like they go random places to have incest in front of strangers.