Rihanna Is Provacative

Rihanna posted the above photo of her touching herself in a sheer skirt on Twitter a few days ago giving everyone a massive boner which caused them to mindlessly retweet it. Coca-Cola, Microsoft and Apple have spent hundreds of thousands on social media experts to achieve similar success but all it took was one person to crack the code. You hear that guys? The secret is erections. So many erections!