The MTV VMAs Were Boring So Here’s the Red Carpet and Some GIFs

The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards took place Sunday night. It was probably the most uneventful awards show ever. The only interesting things to come of it were the Suge Knight shooting, Nicki Minaj’s wardrobe malfunction and Beyonce’s 15 minute performance where she ran through her entire album. It wasn’t even that good, but that didn’t stop sites from declaring that Beyonce dominated the VMAs.

Honestly, the most memorable thing to happen was Nicki Minaj’s performance where a dancer daggered her lady parts like a virgin having sex for the first time.

Which left Rita Ora unamused. That or she’s suffering from PTSD.

The most hilariously sad moment came when Ariana Grande won her award and high-fived everyone. Except for Riff Raff. Riff Raff never extended his hand for the rest of the night.

As for the red carpet, Nina Dobrev won that because she’s super pretty. Losers included Riff Raff and Katy Perry who dressed as Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears circa 2001.

Beyonce’s performance if you have 15 minutes of your life you don’t need back.

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