On Tuesday, a few… unfortunate pictures of Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones getting turnt up with a couple of women hit the web. One showed Jones groping a woman’s breasts, another showed a different woman snuggling up to his crotch like a Downy blanket and a third was of a woman with her pants down.
They came by way of a strange groupie named Frank Hoover who says the were taken by people looking to extort Jerry Jones. Hoover, a self-proclaimed “son of God,” explained everything in a 20-page manifesto.
In the missive, Hoover claims he had to move from Dallas to Wichita, Kansas because unknown forces were trying to kill him for his knowledge about the alleged blackmail scheme.
So if you haven’t started backing away slowly and looking for the exits, you can read his rambling manifesto. Some of it is true but it’s written by a person so delusional you sort of start questioning your own sanity.