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Angelina Jolie Let Her Kids Draw on Her Wedding Dress

Usually when kids draw on their mom’s wedding dress, she’d be asking for “the stick.” You know, to beat them mercilessly with. Not Angelina Jolie though. She’s cool. She told her kids to draw on her wedding dress and, like any good little monster, they did. Well, kind of. Her kids drew a bunch of stuff like a tank and words like “buttock” and Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed them into her dress. He probably never thought the greatest moment in his life would be sewing the word “buttocks” into a wedding veil. Hopefully there was a drawing of a penis too because I could see Massi sewing that thing on there while sighing heavily.

Pitt wore a suit from his closet – with a tie borrowed from one of his sons because Pitt forgot to pack his. Zahara’s dress was designed by family friend Adama Kebe. Maddox, Pax, Shiloh, and Knox wore black suits (Shiloh’s included shorts and a top hat), and Vivienne wore a white dress from her closet. Jeweler Robert Procop, who designed Jolie’s engagement ring, created the couple’s wedding bands.

Did anyone skim that paragraph and read it as Robocop designed Jolie’s engagement ring? Imagine my disappointment when I re-read it.

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