Bear Grylls Popped the Question Using a Butt Ring

Bear Grylls, appearing on Piers Morgan’s Life Stories, described how he proposed to his wife Shara Knight. He did it while the two were skinny dipping in the ocean. Naturally, one wonders where he kept the ring. Up his butt, of course. C’mon. It’s like you don’t even read the titles.

“I pulled out the ring from my butt cheeks,” he recalled. “She was standing there going, ‘What are you doing?’ She was in a towel and a massive Atlantic roller came and I went, ‘Will you…’ — and it went — took me up to the beach.”

“I had all the seaweed and I was spinning around,” he related. “So I tried it again and in this sort of moment of heavy sedation she said yes.”

Was the “yes” before or after she screamed in excitement about having never seen a brown diamond before?

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