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Eva Mendes, Ryan Gosling Have Baby So Beautiful It Makes Your Eyes Melt

Us and People have confirmed that Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling welcomed a baby girl, the first child for both of them, on September 12. Congratulations on narrowly dodging that bummer September 11 birthday.

People whose job it is to comment on this type of thing are commenting that the baby is probably very, very, very, very good-looking. But don’t forget the alternate theory – that it looks like every other baby ever.

The baby is named Apricot Truthsayer Mendes-Gosling. Not really – the name hasn’t been released yet, and the parents don’t seem like assholes. They’ll likely follow the current trend of giving the baby a very basic name, something like The Baby. Or Poop Machine.

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