‘Friends’ Coffee Shop Attracts Long Line of Boring People

A replica of the Central Perk coffee shop opened today at Lafayette and Broome Streets to commemorate the premiere of Friends in September, 1994. Hundreds of excited lame-Os lined up around the block.

Inside Central Perk, which will be open through October 18, customers can drink free coffee and see memorabilia from the show.

Even if you never thought Friends was funny, you should still stop by. You could meet a boring person, fall in reasonable love, and get married. Boring people are the best to have a home and family with after you’ve gotten all the drunken sex with chaotic scumbags and douchettes out of your system.

(H/T Defamer)

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