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The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission posted these photos of an 18 inch monster shrimp a fisherman pulled out of the ocean. Besides giving me more reasons not to go in the water, it’s pretty impressive.

They believe it to be some type of mantis shrimp which isn’t actually a shrimp but a stomatopod. *cue the More You Know rainbow* The mantis shrimp uses it’s club of a fist to punch things to death. Apparently, no one ever taught it to use its words.

They’re still reviewing the species to determine exactly what it is, but for now, we’ll just call it, “Ahhhh! Dude, get it away! Get it away!”

(H/T Deadspin)

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