Jaden Smith, 16, released his newest track on his sister’s Soundcloud last night titled “Blue Ocean.” Sampling Justin Timberlake’s “Blue Ocean Floor,” the 7 minute song sees Jaden rapping about meeting a girl and her coke dealer at Coachella and how he really likes her.
Suffice to say, if you ever wished someone would make a song out of Jaden’s Twitter stream, he’s gone ahead and done that for you.
Jaden is super deep, you guys. Do note that I may have dry heaved while listening to this.
"Hey Are You Jaden Can I Have A Picture With You" No Cause I'm Super Sad But We Can Sit And Talk.
— Jaden (@jaden) September 29, 2014
Aaaand now I’ve just went and puked.
This is pure s**t.