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Kim Kardashian Requires Armored Transport Now

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were so freaked out after Vitalii Sediuk tried to tackle Kim that they’re now beefing up their security with armored cars and armed bodyguards. This is clearly the appropriate response to a prank.

Sources say the 2 additional teams of armed bodyguards will create an ouroboros around them during Fashion Week and protect them as if they had the nuclear codes. These are two very important people. Some would even describe them as a national treasure. Mind you, these people would be named Kris Jenner.

In other news, Kim also got booed for showing up late to the Lanvin show.

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