No One Wants to Listen to Alec Baldwin

Ok, that might not be entirely be true. Maybe a few people might want to listen to Alec Baldwin talk about himself, but not for $40. Baldwin’s appearance at the University of Arizona, where he was billed as “the most interesting man in America,” was canceled due to poor ticket sales.

My appearance at @UofA this Fall has been cancelled due to poor ticket sales. Sorry I won't be seeing you.

— AlecBaldwin(HABF) (@AlecBaldwin) September 10, 2014

“A Conversation with Alec Baldwin” was supposed to be held at Centennial Hall, a 2,500-seat auditorium, where Alec Baldwin would recount stories about his life “from soap opera heartthrob to big screen star, prolific stage actor, award-winning TV comic, author and columnist, political activist, and advocate for the arts.”

Gosh, I wonder why no one wanted to listen to this jackass brag about himself for an hour and a half. This would have been basically paying $40 for the privilege of not giving a s**t.