Paris Hilton Has Wanted to be a Playboy Bunny Since She Was 5

In a Throwback Thursday photo posted to Instagram, Paris Hilton revealed that she’s wanted to be a Playboy Bunny since she was 5. Facing harsh criticism, Paris then claimed it was a joke.

“By the way, to all the people who can’t take a joke. I was kidding. I wasn’t really dressed as a #PlayboyBunny. I was 5 years old & had no idea what that was. I was just dressed as a bunny on Halloween.”

On what planet do they make backless, sidless, almost frontless bunny costumes for 5-year-olds? Planet whore?