Reporter in Alaska Says ‘Fuck It, I Quit’

KTVA reporter, Charlo Greene, quit in dramatic fashion last night. At the end of cannabis club segment, she began a monologue which ended with “Fuck it, I Quit.”

Now, everything you’ve heard is why I, the actual owner of the Alaska Cannabis Club, will be dedicating all of my energy toward fighting for freedom and fairness, which begins with legalizing marijuana here in Alaska. And as for this job—well, not that I have a choice—but fuck it, I quit.

According to Greene, she went all drama queen on air to bring attention to weed legalization in Alaska.

“Because I wanted to draw attention to this issue. And the issue is medical marijuana. Ballot Measure 2 is a way to make medical marijuana real … most patients didn’t know the state didn’t set up the framework to get patients their medicine.”

“If I offended anyone, I apologize, but I’m not sorry for the choice that I made.”

Afterward, she lit a blunt and asked if anyone had any Cheetos.

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Nothing but a planned stunt.

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