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Scarlett Johansson Won’t Be Having Beautiful-Person Sex for Awhile

Because she just had a baby.

Congratulations to Scarlett Johansson and her fiance, Romain Dauriac, on the birth of their daughter, Rose. Hacked birth video in three, two, one…

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bobalouski
bobalouski
6 years ago

If she really fucked Sean Penn, that baby will be cursed with “contact ugly” forever.

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