You won’t believe how long I was waiting to use that title. An embarrassingly long time. God, what has my life become?
By the way, her kitten’s name is Professor Cuddlesworth. Just in case you wanted to know what kind of mindset she’s in right now.
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I’d like to lick her green apple belly button from the inside.
I’d like to lick her green apple belly button from the inside.