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Woman Gets Third Breast to Appear Unattractive

Jasmine Tridevil, a massage therapist from Tampa, Florida, had a third breast implanted on her chest to be less attractive. She says she isn’t interested in dating anymore. Obviously more boobs is a natural deterrent for men… said no one ever.

She also wants be a reality tv star. There’s a good chance she’s thought none of this through.

Tridevil spent $20,000 on her third boob and had to go through 50 doctors before finding one that would do the surgery.  “It was really hard finding someone that would do it too because they’re breaking the code of ethics.” Because a fake nipple couldn’t be created, she tattooed one on. Which seems really half-assed. If you’re spending $20,000 to tell everyone you’re mentally deficient, you might as well go all the way.

In a call to an Orlando radio station, she explained that her dream is to star in an MTV reality show. She’s already begun her campaign by tagging her Twitter picture with “#3boobs #MTV.”

As for her parents, they’re not too happy about the surgery. Her mother won’t talk to her and, while her father has accepted it, he’s really really disappointed.

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