Amanda Bynes Attacked a Fan, Acts Crazy in Mall, Has Microchip in Brain

Amanda Bynes is terrorizing NYC now. On Monday, she allegedly scratched and clawed a woman at the Gilded Lily nightclub in Chelsea. People were taking pictures of her dancing alone and wearing sunglasses like she was a circus act. At first, she started yelling at them, but when a girl got too close, Bynes scratched her neck and arms. Because women are insane, the victim says she’s still a fan and won’t press charges.

On Tuesday, Bynes showed up at Bloomingdale’s where she limped around for hours while wearing a single shoe and mumbling incoherently. In her defense, there’s not much to do in Bloomingdale’s besides that.

Then, in an interview with In Touch, Bynes told the reporter that she thinks she has a microchip in her head. “I want a dollar a day from every person who [is] reading my mind,” she said.

Simply put, if you gave Amanda a sheet of aluminum foil, she’d wrap it around her head to protect her thoughts. I’ve seen child actors from 7th Heaven with less problems than her.