Amanda Bynes Now Shoplifting, Banned from Barneys

Amanda Bynes was caught shoplifting a hat at Barneys on Madison Ave today. Sources say she grabbed the $200 hat before walking out. Security grabbed her before she could get away. Witnesses say she was acting crazy.

Bynes claims she was being chased by fans and grabbed the hat to cover her face. She says she didn’t intend to steal it. Barneys gave her the old eye-roll before having her sign a no-trespass agreement effectively banning her from the store. Security let her go before cops arrived to question her.

This is probably the least crazy thing Amanda Bynes has done all day. Barneys should just be glad she didn’t take a dump in the hat before she gave it back.