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Amanda Bynes Shoplifted With the Power of Dance

Before running off with a hat from Barney’s, Amanda Bynes was in Pookie & Sebastian on Wednesday trying to steal a shirt.

Being the worst shoplifter in the history of the world, Bynes made sure to attract as much attention to herself as possible by dancing around the clothing racks. A shimmy here and a shimmy there and, oh look, it’s her driver who’s built like a brick shit house. Guess she’ll dance all up on him too. No one will notice her stealing a shirt now. Or will they. Spoiler: they will.

A store employee confronts her so she couldn’t steal the shirt but the good news is, she keeps dancing.

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