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Concertgoer Found Naked in Woods Four Days After TomorrowWorld

On October 2, four days after the end of TomorrowWorld, a bow hunter found a naked man wandering along the creek on his property. The man claimed to have been beaten up and left in the woods naked after the concert. He spent a couple days licking water off leaves until he found the creek.

Naturally cautious, the hunter kept his distance in the beginning, but ended up helping him find his way home.

I know I was confrontational at first, but what you don’t see is the hour after that of me getting him to safety. I mean I did save his life and I didn’t call the cops. Sorry I wasn’t so trusting to random stranger naked in the creek out in the middle of the woods who couldn’t differ a dream from reality. I didn’t exactly have a script in my head of this is what I will do when I find a naked man in a creek.

Moral of this story? Don’t do drugs, or if you do, don’t do as much drugs as this guy did to end up naked and alone in the woods surviving on leaf water.

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