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Jenny McCarthy Loves Donnie Wahlberg’s Non-Deformed Dick

On Watch What Happens Live the other night, Jenny McCarthy said Donnie Wahlberg has the most beautiful penis. It fits perfectly into her vagina. What a feat! What makes it so special though?

“Sometimes they’re deformed-looking and sometimes they’re a different color that you’re not used to,” McCarthy replied. “Some are, like, purple. Some are pink.” Regarding Wahlberg’s penis, which host Andy Cohen asked about, she said, “The size is perfect. I can’t get too descriptive. But, you know what I mean! It fits my vagina perfectly and hits the spots right. But the thing about it is…he makes love to a woman.”

Dear god, Donnie Wahlberg’s penis must be girthier than a child’s arm to fill that chasm. Seriously, you could land a 747 in there.

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