According to Chelsea Handler, during a boat trip, Jason Biggs lived every critic’s fantasy and peed on her face like she was starring in a Kim Kardashian sex tape. Urine does wonders for the skin, Chelsea. You should do this more often. Trust me, someone called me “doctor” once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxDJr1tdmww
Also, probably a water bottle.