Taylor Swift Is a Pegacorn

Taylor Swift showed off her Halloween costume on Instagram this morning. She’s a pegacorn. A cross between a Pegasus and a Unicorn. I’m kicking myself for not guessing she was going to do this. Of course she’d dress as two combined mythical creatures which only exist in the imagination of 8-year-old girls. It’s a very telling look into her psyche. Something about living in a fantasy world and trying to the obtain the unobtainable. I don’t know. What am I? A psychologist?