These Two Got Stuck Banging in the Ocean

It was just another day in the waters of Porto San Giorgio. Just two Italians going at it in the ocean. No big deal, really. Until science said “fuck you” and created a vacuum seal between her vagina and his penis so tight that they needed to wheelbarrow themselves to a hospital.

The couple had to flag down a random passerby who gave them a towel. Much head shaking was probably done. At the hospital, the woman was injected with a drug usually meant to dilate a pregnant woman’s uterus. A few moments later, the man’s penis was released

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