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Abigail Breslin Is Taylor Swifting Some Dude from 5 Seconds of Summer

Abigail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine) is 18 now and writing songs about her ex-boyfriends. Just like another singer who does such things! She released the video for her single “You Suck” today which is about her ex Michael Clifford from 5 Seconds of Summer. At least that’s what people assume because of, oh, I don’t know, all the little details she talks about.

Among the criticisms of Clifford are his dumb tattoo, the stupid scar over his eye, his self-centeredness, his bitchass voice on the telephone when he’s drunk, his janky bleached hair and being the ugliest member of 5SOS.

The song isn’t the most lyrically impressive but it’s amazing nonetheless for being a 3 minute diss. It’s like if Eminem was a less talented 18-year-old girl.

Fans of 5SOS, however, are not impressed.

Okay, if I was Abigail Breslin I’d have to admit that last one was pretty good.

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