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Kendra Wilkinson Had to be Wasted to Have Sex With Hefner

When Kendra Wilkinson was asked to live in the Playboy mansion and be one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends, she had no idea sex was part of the deal.

Obviously, she still said yes because what’s the arm in some old man dick inside you. However, on the UK series I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!, Kendra says sex with Hugh was not one of the greatest moments of her life. In fact, Kendra was always drunk or high or preferably both while doing it. Thankfully it only lasted about a minute.

“I was usually very, very drunk doing those evenings, I tended not to care about much until the next day. I had to be very drunk or smoke lots of weed to survive those nights,”

“At about the minute mark, I pulled away and it was done. It was like a job. Clock in, clock out,” she said. “It’s not like I enjoyed having sex with him.”

One of things I’ve always wondered was if there was a signal that Hugh used when he wanted sex. Like a bell. I also wonder if all them now have some sort of Pavlovian response to the signal. Like, if you ding a bell, does Kendra’s vagina shrivel and contract? That’s how I imagine a vagina weeps by the way.

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bobalouski
bobalouski
5 years ago

So, Hef wasn’t better than her daddy and her brother?

emersonushc13
emersonushc13
5 years ago

So, she was a prostitute then, right?

MylesofStyles
5 years ago

Pure class. You can’t help wanting to bring her home to mom.

Khanski
Khanski
5 years ago

Let’s see now; his name is Hugh Hefner; he asks you to live in his mansion and you claim you didn’t know sex was part of the deal. Um, yea, sure. You are just another innocent ‘victim’, right?

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