Not KFed’s Penis

That photo of KFed’s penis floating around the web? Not his. Sources close to Federline’s penis say it’s Photoshopped. Telltale signs include the lack of tattoos down by his crotch and the lack of disgust and disillusionment one feels after looking at it. Federline also says his is much bigger. Okay, bro.

To be fair, I believe him. That’s probably the only reason Britney stayed with him so long. It probably has fingers and can vibrate too.

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