Someone Raped Shia LaBeouf While He Had a Bag Over His Head

Shia LaBeouf claims, over an email interview, that he was raped during that performance art piece he did. For those that don’t remember, earlier this year, LaBeouf went on a world apology tour where he sat in a room with a bag over his head and let strangers do whatever they pleased to him.

The admission came during an interview with a writer from Dazed. Uh, sort of. There were two parts to the interview. A live interview, which consisted of the reporter and LaBeouf strapping GoPros to their head and sitting in a room staring at each other for an hour, and a digital interview where LaBeouf answered questions over email. This is the live interview.

The digital interview is where LaBeouf claimed a woman came in to his performance art exhibit and raped him. LaBeouf’s girlfriend at the time was his Nymphomaniac co-star, Mia Goth, so things got a little awkward.

One woman who came with her boyfriend, who was outside the door when this happened, whipped my legs for ten minutes and then stripped my clothing and proceeded to rape me… There were hundreds of people in line when she walked out with dishevelled hair and smudged lipstick. It was no good, not just for me but her man as well. On top of that my girl was in line to see me, because it was Valentine’s Day and I was living in the gallery for the duration of the event – we were separated for five days, no communication. So it really hurt her as well, as I guess the news of it travelled through the line. When she came in she asked for an explanation, and I couldn’t speak, so we both sat with this unexplained trauma silently. It was painful.

So you’re telling me all I have to do is sit in a room with a bag over my head and let people have their way with me and that there’s a 1/100 chance one person will be a girl wanting to have sex with me? *pokes holes in paper bag* My body is ready.

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