Tila Tequila Now a Mother

Tila Tequila of all people gave birth to a baby girl on Sunday. Us Weekly says she named her daughter Isabella Monroe Nguyen.

“I am so in love with her,” Tequila (real name Tila Nguyen) tells Us of her newborn bundle of joy, who weighed 7 pounds, 2 ounces, when she came into the world at 7:05 p.m. “She’s so perfect and beautiful.”

Just wait until she turns 18 and becomes mildly famous from a social networking site and then spends the rest of her days trying to claw her way back to relevancy while the world just sits back, watches and shakes their head. “Perfect and beautiful” will quickly turn into “bitter disappointment.” Tila Tequila is one of those people that should have to apply for a license to have a baby.

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