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Gwyneth Paltrow Still Being Gwyneth-y in New Interview

Some people just annoy you. Exhibit A: Gwyneth Paltrow. Her interview with Harper’s Bazaar U.K. gave some eye-rolling quotes that by now, we should all be used to. Addressing her spat with Martha Stewart, she said:

“Women really need to examine why they’re so vitriolic to other women; why they want to twist words, why they want to read about someone else in a negative light and why that feels good to them,” Paltrow said. “But I also know a huge tribe of women who are loving and supportive of other women, in ways that are completely transformative.”

No, Gwyneth, Martha didn’t hate on you because you had a vagina. She threw shade at you because you’re another stuck-up, out of touch celeb who thinks making one movie a year qualifies you as a ‘working mother’ or who uses dumb words like ‘conscious uncoupling’.

She goes on with her condescension when she talked about Chris Martin being by her side after her father died in 2002.

“Men are very young at that age, and I was relying on him very heavily and I really expected him to keep being this grown man and pillar of strength – which he was and is – but it’s also quite an unfair set of criteria to give to someone who’s just 25 years old.”

Damn, sounds like a 25-year old way more mature than most 25-year olds, but that wasn’t good enough for the GOOP matron.

At times, Gwyneth thinks about getting back with Chris Martin:

‘Of course, there are times when I think it would have been better if we had stayed married, which is always what your children want. But we have been able to solidify this friendship, so that we’re really close.’

After hearing that, Martin lifted his head from Jennifer Lawrence’s big ol’ bosom and said “Nah, I’m good. Someone else can have her.”

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