Hackers Demand Sony Erase All Traces ‘The Interview’ Existed Or Else

Does Sony get tired of bending over to get fucked by these hackers? These Guardians of Peace hackers have a monster grip on Sony’s balls and won’t let go. Strange since Sony acts like they have no balls at all.

Emboldened by Sony giving into their demands of pulling The Interview out of theaters, the dopey group set up more ultimatums according to a new e-mail.

Now we want you never let the movie released, distributed or leaked in any form of, for instance, DVD or piracy.

And we want everything related to the movie, including its trailers, as well as its full version down from any website hosting them immediately.

“Now we want you never let the movie released…”? Poor, poor English. What the feck. How about hacking a Rosetta Stone cd and learning some grammar. Was Dennis Rodman not around to proofread?

The group tells Sony that they still have their “private and sensitive data” and “we’re not afraid to use it!”. No, they didn’t add that last part in, but they might as well, since they can say anything now and Sony will bite.

Funny that the Guardians of Peace’s acronym is G.O.P. Coincidence? This just might be a secret, nefarious plot by Republicans to censure those liberal, leftist, gay-supporting treehuggers out there in Hollywood.

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