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Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton Make Out While Scharzenegger Looks On. Threesome Anyone?

Miley Cyrus, welcome to the world of herpes. In absolutely, totally unrelated news, Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton wiggled their sloppy tongues inside each other’s mouths at a club this past weekend. Miley’s boyfriend, Patrick Schwarzenegger, sat in the middle and watched a potential threesome unfolding, silently slapping hi-fives with his inner child.

Our spy said: “[Miley and Patrick] got there around 4 a.m. and sat at a private table off to the side — but still definitely visible to everyone.” Then, “Miley and Paris were dancing and had a whole bunch of people around them. Patrick was sitting on top of a banquette. He wasn’t participating, but watching and enjoying. Miley sat on his lap and Paris was sitting on the couch. Miley leaned down to kiss Paris.”

Our eagle-eyed observer continued: “All of a sudden, they just started making out, and Patrick was in the middle, cuddling them both. Paris had her arm around Patrick’s waist. Then they all walked out of the club together” at around 5 a.m.

Paris needs ways to get more publicity now that she’s past 30. What better way than to stay relevant than by hooking up with a popular teen idol? Watch out Miley. In 10 years, you’ll find yourself sticking body parts in the latest teen star, hoping just for a mention in Page Six.

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